That Swansea blog posted below is the single worst piece of English writing I've ever seen

Remember Orwell's Rules For Writers.:

1. Never use a metaphor, simile or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.

2. Never use a long word where a short one will do.

3. If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.

4. Never use the passive where you can use the active.

5. Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.

Posted By: Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 14:24:57