would one of you scrotes care to do me a bluffers guide to the superbowl please?

who is playing (teams)
who should i be supporting and why
player on each side to watch
where the game is being held
some basics about the rules (points for a try and conversion etc)

things i already know:

madonna is doing the crossbar challenge at ht
forward passing is not frowned upon
a yellow duster thrown down by the ref means "OFFSIDE!"
it takes 3 hours
it's on really late due to america being allocated a s**t timezone

i quite fancy staying up and soaking it all in.

thanks in advance

Posted By: Tombs, Feb 5, 18:52:23