President Bush has asked for pop groups

to stage a benefit concert for the victims of New Orleans however Katrina and the Waves have been told to sod off.

The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumours the Mardi Gras is cancelled. He says he's expecting a record number of floats this year on Main
St!

Five black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating today under a pier in New Orleans. DNA tests later identified them as The Drifters. Rumour has it they were under the boardwalk, down by the
sea.

Posted By: fareastcanary, Oct 13, 13:27:47