Selwyn weighs 300lbs

so he goes to the doctors

"I want you to eat normally for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat for 2 weeks - and, you should lose 2 stone"

So Selwyns goes back 2 weeks later, and has actually lost 8 stone

Doctor says "That's amazing!"

Selwyn "i no , i fort I was gona drop dead by the 3rd day. clubs a joke"

Doctor "What, from the hunger?"

"No, from all the skipping u told me 2 do"

Posted By: pants, Jan 31, 19:50:58