...the ball is pulled out of the cube by some ITV no-mark celebrity....."Crawley Town....."
Cue all the Crawley fans and players sat in their clubhouse, all looking at the camera in excitement and apprehension....
"...will play Norwich City"
Audible disappointment. People throw plastic glasses to ground. Manager is later interviewed.
"Steve, you've got Norwich coming down-disappointed?"
"Yes Jim, we would have liked one of the big guns, but, you know, we'll respect Norwich, it'll be a big day for them as well, so we'll obviously have to take it seriously, the lad Huckerby can be a danger and they've got that Jerry Goss as well, he can score the odd goal"
NCFC-Under the radar. Long may it stay that way!
Posted By: Martin Peters, Jan 29, 09:14:55
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