As a (female) wag said on the radio this morning...

Of course I understand the offside rule: it's offside if, when the pepperpot kicks the breadroll to the salt cellar and the knife and fork are closer to the pepperpot than the dinner plate.

Mrs Wrathbone will be accompanying me to QPR and will be tested later on table laying....

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Posted By: Basil Wrathbone, Oct 12, 14:15:28