Duck walks into a bar.....

"Excuse me barman, got any bread?"
"Dont sell bread", said the barman, "now f**k off".
Hour later Duck walks back into the bar.
"Excuse me barman, got any bread?"
"Told you last time, we dont sell bread. in fact if you come in here again askin for bread i'm gunna nail your f**kin beak to the bar, now f**k off."
Hour later Duck walks back into the bar.
"Excuse me barman, got any nails?"
"No" said the barman.
"Good, got any bread....?"

Posted By: Wratha Benitez, Jan 27, 12:17:28