1. Alarm goes off.
2. Get out of bed.
3. Have a big old slash then run bath.
4. Go to kitchen barking at anything that dares to move within 40 miles of me.
5. Bowl of Shredded Wheat with hot milk.
6. Cup of builders strength tea.
7. Glass of orange Tropicana.
8. Get into bath.
9. Wash hair.
10. Shave face and back.
11. Dry self using towels and hair dryer cos I'm a ponce. Apply non specific Aveda product to hair.
Manager
Get dressed.
Subs.
12. Leave house
13. Go to work
14. Do no work
15. Go home
16. Watch telly
It's a doddle this prediction lark...
Posted By: Fierce Panda, May 18, 12:57:26
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