I did once go out with a wheelchair bound bird, she'd had her left leg amputated below the knee.
I accidentally (genuinely) tipped her out of her wheelchair whilst out on the piss in Liverpool.
Haven't gone out with one since, just in case - you know what people are like for suing you nowadays.
Posted By: Karnivore, Jan 19, 20:52:39
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