I liked the first bit but found the anus stuff a bit tacky

Racing towards bowls of dog food would be quite funny but it would have to be meat as the biscuits kill them as I found to my cost.

So a pre-prepared bonfire would be placed in the centre circle and lit by former city stalwart Ted McDougall. First hedgehog to escape the inferno and reach the bowl placed in the techincal area is the winner.

Posted By: UtterlyHuckerby, Jan 17, 17:13:01