some f**kers car alarm went off at 5 o'clock this morning

mine. got paranoid that someone was trying to nick my car so went downstairs and looked out the window waiting for the would be car thief to manifest himself from behind the hedge or fence and make a break for it, or return back for another go. about 5 minutes i stood there........ waiting and formulating a range of plans based on the how situation would unravel. until, my train of thought was rudely distracted by the sound of my dog chewing on my car keys. the c**t.

Posted By: Tombs, Jan 12, 08:52:03