This, lifted from a piece about the Scum offer for St Ledger, about Damien Delaney

"Meanwhile, Jewell has confirmed that defender Damien Delaney has suffered a recurrence of the foot injury which sidelined him for two months at the back end of last year and is a major doubt for Wednesday's trip to Birmingham City."
Delete all after "Delaney" up to "last year" and insert "has still failed to wash out his shorts having scared himself s**tless playing against Grant Holt last season"

Posted By: Jambocanary, Jan 10, 22:16:46