That rarity - an educated Scummer

Letter on TWTD to Simon Clegg:

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ?performance? (and I use that term loosely), but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of your worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

I look forward to your response..

my letter to clegg by town4life 21:59 - Jan 7 - (158 views)
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