Ha ha...

Similar to a story I heard a few years ago from some radio guru who was on a flight somewhere.

The hostess serving lunch on the plane (and obviously fed up with trotting out the same line dozens of times over) said to him, "Would you like Chickenfish or beef?" Our man thought for a moment, and then replied that he'd like to try the chickenfish.

"No! Chickenfish or beef." was the trolley-dolly's rather stern response. Again our man opted for the chickenfish.

"Sir!" Exclaimed the exasperated hostess, "You have a choice of CHICKEN. FISH. OR BEEF."

"Why didn't you say so?" replied the man. "I'll have beef please."

Posted By: Jim Nasium, Oct 10, 13:01:26