I was chatting to a bird in a club......

She whispered 'Do you fancy coming back to mine, I have a fanny the size of a polo' I said 'Oh yes love lets go'

When we got back to her place I pulled her knickers down and gasped....

She said 'Surprised?'

I said 'Totally, I thought you meant the mint, not the f**king car!'

Posted By: Mark Barham, Jan 6, 18:26:32