No, just a humble football fan...

sick to the f**king back teeth of this all this carping at England.

We've qualified for the World Cup having taken part in one of the most sleep-inducingly boring groups in the history of football.

I wouldn't need 'motivating' to lift myself for those games - I'd need a f**king crack pipe.

Both recognised full backs out, our best player out, central defender hobbles off in the second half and captain gets ridiculous red card.

Still we win, still we don't actually allow them one f**king shot on target, still we qualify with one game to spare (for the first time in 20 years) and still everyone FUCKING MOANS.

Posted By: The Judge, Oct 10, 12:30:39