Here's another

Jesus came upon (no "drowning" jokes please...) a group of people who were about to stone a woman.

He said "let whoever is without sin cast the first stone".

There was silence.

Then the crowd started to disperse - first the older ones, then the younger ones.

Then a stone flew past Jesus' ear and hit the woman smack on the forehead, killing her instantly.

Jesus turned, and said

"Sometimes you make me sick, Mother"

Posted By: Satan, Oct 8, 15:05:49