Not only that

They also have special remote controls which send signals to squirrels trained by the former Polish secret police who attach messages to pigeons which home directly to Natasha Kaplinky's mother's house, where they are decoded and fed directly into the stomachs of referees using the MICROCHIPS SECRETLY HIDDEN IN THEIR BREAKFAST FARE OF CITY OATS which then use Bluetooth technology to access the central nervous systems and CAUSE FALLACIOUS YELLOW CARDS TO BE GIVEN!!!

Freemasons rule the world - never forget it.

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Oct 8, 15:02:29