A few years ago I took my little 'un to see one of them dead Whales washed up on the beach.
Stupidly, we took our Fenton too. About half-a-mile away from the Whale our Fenton got a whiff of it and it was OFF ! I chased after it, fortunately it didn't have a clue what to do when it got there - It just barked at it a bit.
Anyway, It smelt a lot. And the previous night, some arsehole had gone and sawn its bottom jaw off.
Apparentely they exploded it in the end
Posted By: Huge Small, Dec 30, 20:25:00
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