They've all been tracked down and abducted

Robert Chase using secret contacts through former Iron Curtain security forces has used hidden tracking devices implanted in the internet when it was originally set up by the Catholic Church to track enemies of the Pope to discover where all the users of this board live and work.

Some he has neutralised with monkey gland chemicals.

Others he has attacked with miniature steam rollers in their sleep - steamrollers impregnated with apple juice.

The rest have been placed in secure storage at Guantanamo Bay.

And don't think he doesn't know where you live...

I've only managed to escape this long by sending the chip implanted in my brain hidden images of Natalie Imbrugla and Alyson Hannigan getting it on with a strap-on, thus distracting the spies while I covertly move from one safe house to another.

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Oct 7, 15:31:12