"Good morning, Childline, Lucy speaking, how can I help you?"

"Alright Lucy? It's Timmy"

"Timmy! How are you? It's been a while since we last spoke"

"Not good. He's done it again"

"Oh you poor love! I thought that it had stopped? At Christmas time too!"

"I know. And to top it off, my little brother got it too"

"Oh you poor darlings! Well, listen here, you and your brother are not alone. There are many children in this situation, even on Christmas morning and this is why we're here. Now, tell me, at your own speed, what was it this time?"

"The 1p5wich away kit".

Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Dec 17, 11:43:12