i too, have manflu

however, unlike our overpaid pampered hugely privileged football players i will not go on and on about the banging headache, wildly fluctuating temperature, extreme sore throat, general tiredness, feelings of acute nausea to name but a mere handful of my extensive list of debilitating symptoms that would otherwise floor an elephant. i will just quietly go about my onerous workload without as much as a mere mention of the massive suffering i am enduring whilst allowing my wife frequent 5 minute breaks in the hour in my round the clock care so that she can attend to those vital household chores. like fixing me some breakfast.

Posted By: Tombs, Dec 16, 09:29:23