If you can use Twitter to organise a riot, Facebook to choose a Christmas number one, a campaign to sing it slowly can't be hard?
Archant are always scrabbling around for filler non-stories.
That's all assuming we couldn't just do it in the old fashioned way, by just. Singing. It. Slowly.
Posted By: StraightOuttaBacton, Dec 2, 15:34:31
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