Chuck P (he of Fight Club)

wrote this story about how far boys go to ahem satisfy themselves. There are a couple of lighter interludes - carrot up the bum, then a very painful tail about inserting a long piece of wax into the urethra (?anatomy) but the main story is about the lad who enjoys diving for pearls - w**king underwater in the swimming pool, whilst sitting on the vent. Unfortunately the vent starts to pull out his intestines through his botty, and he ends up having to chew through them so he can release himself and stop drowning.
Anyway, that's just the intro story...and possibly not an award-winning precis, but you did ask...

Posted By: camcan, Oct 6, 12:00:58