Get a tin of tuna or pilchards and wipe the juice on a lightbulb with a cloth or piece of kitchen towel.
Then, every time the light is switched on, it's rank stink city and no-one has the first idea where the smell is coming from. (Unless they know the ruse of course).
Ace.
Posted By: norway, Nov 27, 10:44:54
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