I need Christmas puns

On the PA at the weekend for my kids' Xmas Fair. Here are some I prepared earlier but I'm sure that the Wisdom Of The Wrath can help me improve the list:

Mistle-toad
Tinselitis
Claustrophobic
Santa Pause
Subordinate Claus
Ho ho ho down
Elfabet
Elf esteem
Elfis Presley
Flue jab (so chimneys don't make him sick)
Peace on Earth; Goodwill to Men; Batteries not included
Cross a snowman with a vampire and get frostbite
Mice skates
Christmas one, Christmas two, Christmas tree
Snow man is an island
Season's bleatings

Posted By: Old Man, Nov 25, 12:46:50