it was a wee bit ago when times were warmer and the good lady blander was boosting the economy of norwich so i decided to pause awhile and catch up on some calls so i plonked myself down with a refreshing drink outside the pub up the road. there was a lively crowd outside the murdering gardeners arms , some stag do revellers in matching t-shirts bearing witty nicknames and a few sozzled die hards. the proprieter of the opticians was recording all the frivolity on a camcorder. this obviously did not antagonise any of the inebriates one jot. none of them thought to encourage him to "go on film us sitting down enjoying ourselves you f**king w**ker".
Posted By: Tombs, Nov 22, 09:23:10
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