i once looked at a new car and the salesroom bloke actually said

as he leant across me to carry out the manoeuvre...

"and, not forgetting the all important (pause) cupholder" as he pressed the cupholder release button thingy with an exaggerated flourish and looked on with his cumface.

i kew at that precise moment that i would never ever buy one of those f**king cars.

Posted By: Tombs, Nov 15, 22:04:54

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