Going out for a drink tonight
and I'm meeting someone who used to be a very good mate until our paths parted and i haven't seen him for 25years plus
I need a good opening line , not just hello mate the wrath must be able to help me out with something witty and memorable
Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Nov 11, 13:00:17
Follow Ups
- Where the FUCK have you been!?
Posted By: conker, Nov 11, 13:54:12 - Ask him who got the last round in
Posted By: Pixelman, Nov 11, 13:44:27 - suggest a 'best of three' mini pool competiton
Posted By: Huge Small, Nov 11, 13:41:44 - Tell him...
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Nov 11, 13:36:20 - Ever seen one of these before...
Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Nov 11, 13:31:50 - Alright wanker ? While giving him the hand signal.
Posted By: Steve in Holland, Nov 11, 13:31:37 - "CLUNGE!!"
Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 11, 13:30:29 - Ask him if he knows wtf RandyDandyPanda is on about up there ^^^^^
Posted By: CB41, Nov 11, 13:26:36 - "You know when I came out, and said I fancied you, I was only joking"
Posted By: Vivid Data Shark, Nov 11, 13:26:23 - Use a slang word from the time?
Posted By: pants, Nov 11, 13:24:48 - 3Ask him if his wife is still a good shag
Posted By: colincanary, Nov 11, 13:23:17 - Something along these lines
Posted By: CB41, Nov 11, 13:20:13 - "Hello, great to see you again...
Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Nov 11, 13:16:12 - hug him like the long lost friend he is when you first see him....
Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 11, 13:08:38 - 1Fancy a bum?
Posted By: Huge Small, Nov 11, 13:04:55
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