Could we start an 'is it true that...' thread please?..

...I'll start: is it true that if you and some chums are visiting the Queen, and she needs to lay some thick brown cable, that everyone has to leave the room first and if true, wouldn't it be more hygienic and practical to meet in a function room or summat rather than the toilet?..

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Oct 5, 11:12:05