Funny you should say that...

Just got back from a week's holiday in Turkey.

Had a fantastic time. All inclusive, Great Hotel, Excellent food and Brilliant staff.

Only a few Brits in our hotel. Mostly Germans, Dutch, Belgians & a few Israelis.

I didn't miss Gavin and Julie and their 2 loud chav kids. Chardonay & Tyrone emblazoned in chunky gold chains shouting at the waiters because they "couldn't understand English" and moaning because there was no fry up in the mornings.

We had a lovely day out on a boat cruising around Bodrum bay and snorkeling in crystal clear coves.

During our day out we stopped at a sandy beach to be confronted by a toffee apple salesman who's sales pitch included "They're Yummy" and "Lovely Jubbly"!

Del boy's got a lot to answer for.

Posted By: snowman, Oct 4, 23:40:52