FAO lovers of really bad trashy movies: I've just watched mega Python vs Gatoroid

It stars Tiffany and Debbie Gibson, off of out of the 80s. By GAWD, Tiff has been eating.

Quick review: it's a terrible, terrible movie but it gets away with it because it's smiling throughout.

"What's crazy about this? We're feeding steroids to Gators. there's nothing crazy about this! What could go wrong?"

At one point, Mega Python eats a speeding train. He was snaking along the tracks just as the 12:55 from Miami came round the bend.

Tiff and Debbie have a massive b***h fight: honours are even, which is more implausible even than the size of the critters, because Deb has clearly spent the last 25 years passing her food to Tiffany.

Critters running after cars, the camera shaking with every footfall, yet mysteriously remaining absent from overhead panoramic shots!

Mickey Dolenz opens his mouth to sing, but doesn't quite make the first note.

Overall - it's awful, but I like it.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Nov 3, 22:21:21