That's a real favourite of mine

"Goalkeepers should never be beaten at the near post"

Almost always trotted out by some t**t who's never actually played in goal in his life. In reality, if someone smashes the arse off it from close enough, the only way the keeper *can* stop it is if he happens to be in the way.

Posted By: Iwan Husarmi, Oct 30, 15:52:26