I Wonder If...

They leave the Cinema ten minutes before the end of the film?

Or suddenly up and abandon their meals in fhe restaurant just as they've started the dessert?

"Excuse me, you need to pay before you leave"
"No, sorry mate, got to go. It's the traffic. Want to get out before all the other diners leave".

So getting home a bit earlier is more important than seeing the end of the game? Yes, I missed our last two goals, but hey, I was back in time to hear about them on Final Score.

You soend so much f**king time in your life at home, else sat in the car and what do you yearn to do when you're at the football, thats right, the call, the siren call, "...come and sit in the car some more, come and spend twenty minutes more scratching your balls in your armchair than you would if you stayed until the end..."

Up you get, that strange look in your eye, "Got. To. Avoid. The. Traffic" -you are the cocking traffic pal!!!

Most odd.

Posted By: Martin Peters, Oct 29, 21:43:17