There's no scientific way of stopping it either

"oh these people seem nice"

3 pints later, one of em goes "I'm sick of watching f**king queers on the tv, I'm sure the bbc only employ them now"

You awkwardly sit there for all of 2 seconds, before the point made is roundly agreed

That's the cue for at least 3 others to get their phones out and go "here, look at this joke my mate Phil sent me, you'd like Phil, he's the salt of the earth" *joke starts with "Mahmood and Johnny are queuing in the Job Centre..." *

Then you begin to plot your escape

Posted By: pants, Oct 18, 16:57:11