I Bet The England Players Bully Greeno...

He must hate international duty.

Bet he goes into Worthy's office before the squad is meant to meet up and whines "...oh boss, do I HAVE to go?", and then, when Worthy replied to the affirmative, he says "...but I have a tummy ache" and tries it on...

...after all, when he gets there, they all pull his hair and tease him and chant "you don't play in the Premiership, na-na, na-na-naaaaaaa", as well as that, naughty Frank Lampard steals his lunch money, and, when Sven isn't looking, Rooney and Defoe give him chinese burns and warn him "not to tell".

Peter Crouch wants to be his friend, as they used to play together, but he daren't instead the players then pick on him.

Poor old Greeno!

Posted By: Martin Peters, Oct 3, 15:29:11