this is an honest story

mate of mine, nightclub in Stoke, walked over to the fittest bird in the club, held out his pint to her, she instinctively took it and he said "can you hold me that while I go for a s**t" and walked off to the bog before she had chance to respond.

It f**king worked as well.

Posted By: Karnivore, Oct 11, 22:16:46