ah, the welcoming committee has arrived - you're late

I think Mr Abramovich (yes, that's mister Abramovich to you) should buy the PoD, or just give me ?1m so that I can buy it instead and start charging people to enter the legendary venue (made more legendary due to my sporadic appearances!)

And he should also pay for a night with the prostitute that was standing all dressed up in her window in one of the flats on the way back to the train station.

Yep, gotta start converting - but to make a previously marauding United side look very very ordinary indeed was down to the motivation of Lambo and tactical discipline of the players - I will not have this "United were below par" bollocks - they weren't as good as they usually are - because Norwich didn't let them be.

We were below par against you (as we were against WBA as well, we started off sluggishly - seem to have woken up now, though)

All in all a thoroughly good weekend (and next time I'll bring more money and leave earlier - she was pretty fit for a whore!)

Posted By: Karnivore, Oct 3, 13:22:19