You'd wait outside, lurking in ths shadows, knowing that little Wes would be last out because of the amount of time it takes him to finish blowdrying his hair. After the shaven headed thugs had legged it for the bar you could duff up Wes at your leisure while he blubbed for the big boys to come and save him.
Then Ruddy would come back in because he'd forgotten his phone and he'd break your nose and ribs, then hang you from one of the coat pegs. When Wes thought you'd stopped moving he'd join in
Posted By: Old Git, Sep 19, 10:51:25
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