You should be

Just because you're under the hypnotic control of space aliens commanded by the CIA acting through a two-thirds-life-size cardboard cutout image of Robert Rosario drinking Czechoslovakian beer - EVEN THOUGH THE COUNTRY OF CZECHOSLOVAKIA NO LONGER EXISTS!!! - doesn't mean they won't get you for what you don't know you've done.

Emigrate now. To the Micronesian Islands. It's the only place you're safe.

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Sep 30, 15:23:48