I did wonder. It was only last week that someone (Judgeface?) off of on here said

that someone ought to do a @TheBig_Sam style parody account of Grant Holt.

I did consider it, but I'm not sure I'd be able to do it justice.

Not sure the current guy is actually doing it justice for that matter. Trying a little too hard I reckon. Too many "LOL!" s at the end of tweets. Too many easy gags (Mr Paul has cancelled Dog Day becuase Wessi was found being bummed by John Ruddy's Great Dane LOL!). Please. Come on.

But "Mr Paul" and "Mr Ian" are fantastic - great idea. Exactly the sort of detail I'd've never come up with in a million years.

This is exactly what there needs to be more of: "Sent Simony Lapps a text. "Mate, heard you might be starting!!" Sends back "Really?!" I send back "Nope! LOL" Never gets boring that. #ncfc"

... and ...

"Mr Paul asked us to come & watch the game on DVD but Mr Ian forgot it. So we ended up watching Toy Story 3. Pilks cried the most. LOL #ncfc"

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 10:23:07