You could just see Richard 'The Hamster' Hammond (not a real hamster) doing it

"No, you would actually BE a monkey's brother-in-LAW, should this romantic liaison LEAD to some kind of cross-SPECIES marriage or a civil PARTNERSHIP.

Of course, if instead YOU are referring to the genetics-DEFYING offspring of this highly UNLIKELY tryst, then you would be its UNCLE.

But no, you would NOT be its cousin. That's a NO.

Posted By: pants, Sep 12, 12:23:33