and my last one

"Do you like fisting?

Yes.

Cool one hand or two?

My name is Cleverbot.

So you like your bot fisted?

I do, do you like yours?

Yes, how about felching?

Of course. What's your favorite television show?

Metal Mickey.

I don't listen to metal music.

You're a mong.

You're a robot.

No I'm f**king not.

Yes, you are.

Foggot.

Really? Where are you?

Hanging out the back of your Mum.

Where?

Your bed.

Ximena."

er, anyway, I'll continue

"Will you marry me?

Rat.

Yes, I know - but will you marry me? I've got a load of cake and stuff left from the last one.

Rachel isn't a robot!"

And at that point, I've stopped, I've been blown out by a thick farking robot FFS!!!

Posted By: Karnivore, Sep 9, 18:14:24