Beer is better than Jesus

TOP 10 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN JESUS

10 - No one will kill you for not drinking beer.

9 - Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8 - Beer has never caused a major war.

7 - They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6 - When you have a beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5 - Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over his brand of beer.

4 - You don't have to wait 2,000 plus years for a second beer.

3 - There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you.

2 - You can prove you have a beer.

1 - If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Posted By: Pubic tweazers, Sep 30, 10:00:56