Hello Ladies

Look at your man,
now back to me,
now back at your man,
NOW BACK TO ME

Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash, and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me

Look down,
back up,
where are you?
You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like

What's in your hand?
Back at me,
I have it,
it's an oyster with 2 tickets to that thing you love

Look again!

THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS

Anything is possible when your man smells like old spice and not a lady

I'm on a horse!

Posted By: pants, Aug 8, 13:51:35