That Toby Anstis E-Bay Thing...

Went to same college as Toby, he was in my year. Nice bloke, enjoyed football and a drink or two, no problems there-although he got into the college football team in front of me once which rankled a bit...

...anyway, he once spent a lot of time hobbling around the college with crutches, due to a broken ankle. Lots of concern and "poor Toby"'s from the ladies, and "how did you do that mate?" from us blokes down at the "White Lion" in Putney.

Cheapskate Toby has decided he wanted a free Coke from a drinks vending machine, so spent some time rocking it back and forth, trying to "shake one loose" as it were...said machine proceeded to topple over and fall on him, resulting in that broken ankle!

Bet all the BBC and Sky vending machines are secure now, eh Toby?

Posted By: Martin Peters, Sep 28, 15:03:27