I was reading about bears earlier - a full size male polar bear can be 10ft tall on it's h
ind legs.
You'd need a small step ladder or a stool to punch that f**ker on the nose. And who's going to be carrying around an Ursine Emergency Step Ladder when they're pottering around the frozen wastes?
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:40:18
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- You could stand on a massive Fox's Glacier mint.
Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 5, 15:49:37 - 11There used to be a stuffed polar bear on its hind legs in the natural history part of the
Posted By: Claygate_Canary, Aug 5, 15:44:34 - make a lot of aggressive noises I heard is the other tactic
Posted By: Brandonio, Aug 5, 15:44:07 - or a spacehopper
Posted By: Tombs, Aug 5, 15:43:33 - Nelson would have killed it with his bear hands
Posted By: Claygate_Canary, Aug 5, 15:42:34
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