i have heard conflicting advice re polar bear attack situation response gambits

one school of thought is to lie on the ground and waggle an arm about (perferably your non-dominant arm) in the hope that the bear will rip it off and be sated with a buffalo wing type human snack, this should buy you enough time to run to the nearest police station or climb a tree. the other tactic involves shooting the f**king thing in between the eyes.

you pays your money....

Posted By: Tombs, Aug 5, 15:34:34