Some excellent stuff from TheBig_Sam over the last couple of days.

Last night:

"Living in London has drawbacks. The constant throng of shifty foreginers, snooty Beefeaters & the proximinity I now have to John Barrowman.

Barrowman is such a pest. He wants to bring me to every f**king musical that opens in this town. The floppy-haired, bum-bothering creep.

He has a good heart but he sings at every opportunity. I met him for cr?pes last week and he asked for maple syrup with a song. Humiliating.

His cock is incredible though. It's like a f**king swan's neck. It's probably owned by the Queen."

And then this morning:

"I can't believe Bubba Smith is dead. Gutted. I'm gonna pick a tall, black lad from the squad and call him 'Hightower' as a tribute."

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 09:28:31