Pants favourite player Paul Gallagher not only smashes balls over into the River Wensum...

Stolen from another forum this story...

Leicester City's Paul Gallagher joined Twitter last night, after his wife Hayley, a budding journalist, introduced him to the medium...

Now they say you've got to make your first tweet count, so, this fine purveyor of the English language paid tribute to his wife in the most verbose and pulchritudinous of ways:

"Off to bed to smash @HayleyGa11agher back doors in"

Posted By: Brandonio, Jul 26, 14:27:50